December 2011
62 posts
Howard: Come on. I'll get you a Jamba Juice on the way home.
Sheldon: No. Jamba Juice is for heroes.
Me: Why is there a pillow on the dog?
Dad: Cuz he was shivering!
Dad: What does it mean when you use the pound key when you text?
Me: What do you mean?
Dad: Right here it says "#winning."
Me: Oh, that's a hashtag. It's from Twitter.
Dad: A what?
Mom: We're too old to understand this stuff.
It would be tough to find something I love more than
Alex
Afton
Harry Potter
“Rick Perry knows there’s something wrong in this country “when gays can serve...”
– The Daily What
“Every dollar counts
And every morning hurts
We mostly work to live
Until we...”
– Vampire Weekend, “Run”
