“Accio Fetus”
“Cause you know, if Filch gets you…anything goes.”
“Ravenclaw, muthafuckin eagle, cause you’re good at wizard physics. Well done.”
IAMDYING.
“Emprego giant eggo”
funniest. thing. of my life.
“Hufflepuff… What’s their symbol? A badger… A what?! A badger… A swan can break a man’s arm, and what’s the worst a...
Seriously hilarious
they’re the equal opportunity house for the magically dislexic